A nice story

t dawn the telephone rings. "Hello, Senor Rod? This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country house."

"Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?"

"Um, I am just calling to advise you, Senor Rod that your parrot died.

"My parrot? Dead? The one that won the International competition?"

"Yes, Senor, that's the one."

"Damn! That's a pity! I spent a small fortune on that bird." "What did he die from?"

"From eating rotten meat, Senor Rod"

"Rotten meat? Who the hell fed him rotten meat?"

"Nobody, Senor. He ate the meat of the dead horse."

"Dead horse? What dead horse?"

"The thoroughbred, Senor Rod."

"My prize thoroughbred is dead?"

"Yes Senor Rod, he died from all that work pulling the water cart."

"Are you insane? What water cart?"

"The one we used to put out the fire, Senor"

"Good Lord! What fire are you talking about, man?"

"The one at your house, Senor! A candle fell and the curtains caught on fire."

"What the hell??....Are you saying that my mansion is destroyed because of a candle??!!!

"Yes Senor Rod."

"But there's electricity at the house!!! What was the candle for?"

"For the funeral, Senor Rod."

"WHAT BLO ##**& ODY FUNERAL??"

"Your wife's, Senor Rod... She showed up one night out of the blue and I thought she was a thief, So I hit her with your new Tiger Woods' Nike Driver."

SILENCE.................. ,


LONG SILENCE....

"Ernesto if you broke that driver, you're in deep s#$t!"

Haha Funny News

Lisa Burnet,23,a resident of San Diego,was visiting her in-laws,and while there she went to a near by supermarket to buy some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in the car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed,with both hands behind the back of her head. One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car.

He noticed that Lisa's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked if she was OK and Lisa replied that she had been shot in the back of her head and she had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car as the doors were locked,and Lisa refused to remove her hands from her head.When they finally got in they found that Lisa had a wad of bread dough in the back of her head...A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat making a loud noise like a shot, and the wad of dough hit her on the back of the head. When she reached back to find what it was she felt the dough and thought it was her brains.she initially passed out,but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in until someone noticed and came to her aid. Lisa is blonde.

Stalking Cat video

Well a friend showed me this video and it made me laugh so much I decided to put it on here, watch and enjoy :)

Amazing Toilets

I haven't posted in a while but I came across this the other day and thought it was worth sharing, the world's most amazing toilets, hehe

The Invisible Man

Well we all know Rowan Atkinson is Mr Bean, if you didn't know that well your just an idiot. He's a great performer and his skills are amazing. I've only ever seen him in recent films and the old Mr Bean tv show but before that, he did many acts to live audiences, this is an example of one check it out its worth watching.

Can you read this?

Take a look at this paragraph. Can you read what it says? All the letters have been jumbled (mixed). Only the first and last letter of ecah word is in the right place:

I cnduo't bvleiee taht I culod aulaclty uesdtannrd waht I was rdnaieg. Unisg the icndeblire pweor of the hmuan mnid, aocdcrnig to rseecrah at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mttaer in waht oderr the lterets in a wrod are, the olny irpoamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rhgit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whoutit a pboerlm. Tihs is bucseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey ltteer by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Aaznmig, huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghhuot slelinpg was ipmorantt! See if yuor fdreins can raed tihs too.

What its supposed to translate to...

I couldn't believe that I could actually understand what I was reading. Using the incredible power of the human brain, according to research at Cambridge University, it doesn't matter in what order the letters in a word are, the only important thing is that the first and last letter be in the right place. The rest can be a total, mess and you can read it without a problem. This is because the human mind does not read every letter by itself, but the word as a whole. Amazing, huh? Yeah and I always thought spelling was important! See if your friends can read this too!

Tell me what you think of it!

The weather

Weather reports sure are getting better nowadays

With updates as good as these, who needs the reports of tv :D