The Young Ventriloquist

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain
at a bar in a small town.

He's going through his usual run of silly blonde jokes when a big
blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says,
"OK jerk, I've heard just about enough of your denigrating blonde
jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way?
What do a person's physical attributes have to do with their worth
as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from
being respected at work and in my community, of reaching my full
potential as a person...because you and your kind continue to
perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes but women at
large...all in the name of humor."

Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologise, when the blonde
pipes up, "You stay out of this mister, I'm talking to that little
bastard on your knee!"